Fake news on the Senatobia campus

THIS IS NOT A REAL NEWS STORY.  IN REGARDS TO ALL OF THE “FAKE NEWS” THAT IS CIRCULATING, A RANGER ROCKET REPORTER WROTE A FAKE NEWS STORY.  
 
By Allen Brewer
We are sorry to inform that Easter break has been canceled and classes will continue as scheduled—April Fools! This year, in honor of all the fake news that has been circulating during the election months, the staff of the “Ranger Rocket” wanted to write our own fake news articles for the month of April. Call it a late April Fools joke. This collection of stories is meant as a joke and should not be taken seriously. 
 
Tiger on the loose at Marshall Hall
On April 20, a tiger cub was spotted on the Northwest grounds around the trees of Marshall Hall. While reports say this tiger is only three feet tall, students have been asked to stay calm and not to make any wild animal noises. If a student must make an animal noise, officials have said to do it very quietly as not to attract the tiger’s interest. 
The tiny tiger was reportedly seen by a clump of trees by Marshall Hall’s head office. If students see the tiger, they have been warned not to make any sudden movements or to look like food. Officials hope to relocate the tiger to Benten Hall once it has been captured. 

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